A LITTLE FUN

Ehh, let's just assume tomorrow AF decides to stop fucking messing around & assume that I ever ovulate, ever:



MONTH 1:


10/09/09 - First day of your cycle

10/20/09 - A little bit fertile

10/21/09 - Fertile

10/22/09 - VERY fertile

10/23/09 - time to ovulate

11/06/09 - End of cycle

11/05/09 - A home pregnancy test may work now

11/09/09 - No period? Maybe you're pregnant!

7/24/10 - If you are, this is your approximate due date.





MONTH 2:

11/06/09 - First day of your cycle

11/17/09 - A little bit fertile

11/18/09 - Fertile

11/19/09 - VERY fertile

11/20/09 - time to ovulate

12/04/09 - End of cycle

12/03/09 - A home pregnancy test may work now

12/07/09 - No period? Maybe you're pregnant!

8/21/10 - If you are, this is your approximate due date.





MONTH 3:

12/04/09 - First day of your cycle

12/15/09 - A little bit fertile

12/16/09 - Fertile

12/17/09 - VERY fertile

12/18/09 - time to ovulate

1/01/10 - End of cycle

12/31/09 - A home pregnancy test may work now

1/04/10 - No period? Maybe you're pregnant!

9/18/10 - If you are, this is your approximate due date.







TIPS:





For the average couple, having sex once per day provides the best chance of getting pregnant. Let's do it.. AGAIN.

To optimize your chances of getting pregnant, after your partner ejaculates, remain on your on your back with your hips elevated for 20-30 minutes. Do you know how uncomfortable that is?

The woman-on-top position isn't great for pregnancy, since ejaculate may flow out. I haven't been on top in months.

FACTS:





Most women have a 15 to 25 percent chance of getting pregnant during their cycle.

Nearly 50 percent of couples conceive during the first 3 months.

About 75 percent of couples conceive during the first 6 months.

Up to 90 percent of couples conceive during the first year. BAHAHAHAHAH!

On the average, there are 280 days from the first day of your last period to your due date.